Keyboard

Don't sit on the keyboard? OK

Contagious

Smiles are contagious Don't worry, I'm vaccinated

nap and ignore

I got so much to do today but i'm goona take a nap and ignore them all

adopt homeless

e thank you for those who adopt homless pets. Amen.

Finally

Finally - i understand why we have a dog

stupid

I'm not going to ask why I'm just going to assume that it has something to do with stupid

Crazy cat lady

Crazy cat lady stroller

Eggs Hatch

Don't you just love it when your Easter eggs hatch?

let daddy

Here, let Daddy get it for you

Pet Me

I'm feeling generous today. You may pet me.

Graceful

See how graceful I am! .. while I crap on your couch

Butt Look Big?

Does This Bag Make My Butt Look Big?

in our way

Dude, your shit was in our way

potato chips

Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.

Bouquet

I Got you a Bouquet of Kittens

alarm clock

There's no better alarm clock than the sound of your pet being sick on the carpet

Attitude

I Don't Think I Like Your Attitude

laziness award

If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.