laziness award

If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

Bendy straw

Typical no bendy straw

Guess Who

Guess Who found your antidepressant pills!

So

So come here often?

tired

i so tired it be real long day

Blue Tongue

walk cats

How to walk your cats

karate?

Do you want karate

Pizza Guy

Me... watching the pizza guy deliver across the street

Pet Me

I want you to pet me But only exactly 3 times then i'll bite

Pretty Colors

Wow, Look at all the pretty colors...

No Cat

No I haven't Seen the cat

the view

I'm not blocking the view - I am the view.

Fluff

never underestimate the power of fluff

Stuck

I got stuck so I went to sleep

ready for bed

I don't understand how people have to "get ready for bed"... I'm always ready for bed.

Nope

Nope.

cardboard box

You probably wish you had a cardboard box of your own, don't you, human? But we can't all be this fortunate.

get home

Can't wait for the wife to get home.

Whatcha Eatin?

Hey. Whatcha eatin? GIVE ME SOME... I wont like it... but give ME some.