Tips

Simple Tips to gain my friendship:

yawn is

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee

Ordered Sits

Oh you ordered some pizza - Thats funny because i ordered some sits

nap

What comes between a kitteh and his nap? Nothing. Absolutely nothing!

just bored

Meowed until human woke up didn't need anything just bored

Canadian

Why yes, i am canadian. Why do you ask?

3D Printers

3D Printers have really come a long way...

Go to work

It's okay, go to work I'll be right here until you get back

Wolverine

Holy Crap! I'm Wolverine!

Kitty YOGA

Kitty YOGA breathe out and.............. relax.

spiked coffee

I knew today was gonna suck so i spiked my coffee

The List

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list.

I Love you

I Love you, couch. You understand me.

CTRL + ALT

CTRL + ALT ZzZZzzZ

i’m a towel

i'm a towel

IKEA CAT

OH I’m Sorry

OH I'm Sorry were you in the middle of something?

nap-kin

shhhhh... i is nap-kin

milk pls

No sugar just milk pls

Sit Paws

He likes to sit on his own paws

Muhahahaha

Muhahahaha

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