potato chips

Cats are like potato chips... You can't have just one.

Look at me

Look at me when i'm talking to you!

keep ignoring

You think I'm playin? Keep ignoring me and we'll see

beautiful

Good Morning. Beautiful!

Words

How she put those words up there...

Best friend

I don't care what the other cats think you're my best friend.

two nipples

holy crap! You......only have two npples?!?!

Caughted

Tuna Breath

I Gotta freshen up ... No one likes a cat with tuna breath!

This Mints

Ate 4 Boxes of thin mints - Not feeling thin at all

Slave

Carry me to my food slave

annoying

Its every cat's sacred duty to be as annoying as possible while being completely endearing at the same time.

vampire

vampire

lose a finger

Touch Da Radio Again And Lose A Finger

Black kitties

How many black kitties does it take to steal your heart? One. Just One.

Tiger?

what do you mean I wont grow up to be a tiger?

interested

No, No... Please carry on... I couldn't be more interested...

Dinner

Wake me

Wake me on Friday.

butt panda

This cat's butt looks like a panda

generous

I'm feeling generouse today. You pet me.

Not Drunk

You's not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Go Meow

Sweet cat of mine "where do we go meow"