Category Archives: Captions

No Cat

No I haven't Seen the cat

the view

I'm not blocking the view - I am the view.

kitten was asleep….

She was awake for 20 minuets but wouldnt move because the kitten was asleep...

nothing exciting

"I'm so bored, nothing exciting every happens here!"

Fluff

never underestimate the power of fluff

Stuck

I got stuck so I went to sleep

ready for bed

I don't understand how people have to "get ready for bed"... I'm always ready for bed.

Nope

Nope.

cardboard box

You probably wish you had a cardboard box of your own, don't you, human? But we can't all be this fortunate.

get home

Can't wait for the wife to get home.

Whatcha Eatin?

Hey. Whatcha eatin? GIVE ME SOME... I wont like it... but give ME some.

Fount It!

Fount It! Another home for the dog.

stoopid

After closer observation... Your stoopid!!!

Milk Later

Be Awsome

Wake Up - Be Awsome - Go Back To Sleep

Great on you

Of course, my dear it looks great on you!

Open Mind

Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.

Flush the Nip

It's the cops flush all the catnip

10 Bucks

Here's 10 bucks, go buy something that comes in a box

cat nip

Yo, Kid want some cat nip

Not Spoiled

I'm Not Spoiled everyone is just very accommodating

drink the coffee

First i drink the coffee then i do the stuff

Stand Still

Stand Still, Human We Have Birds To Stare At

spy among us

I Think there's a spy among us...

Dammit

Dammit you coulda knocked first