The List

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list.

I Love you

I Love you, couch. You understand me.

CTRL + ALT

CTRL + ALT ZzZZzzZ

i’m a towel

i'm a towel

IKEA CAT

OH I’m Sorry

OH I'm Sorry were you in the middle of something?

nap-kin

shhhhh... i is nap-kin

milk pls

No sugar just milk pls

Sit Paws

He likes to sit on his own paws

Muhahahaha

Muhahahaha

Sign Here

My Terms are simple: You promise to worship me and meet all of my demands. Now sign here.

loooooooove

And iiiiiiiii will alwaaaaaaaays loooooooove yoooooooooou

Monday Already

It can't be Monday already I haven't finished the weekend.

Ankle-Biter

No One! Calls my little Brother An Ankle-Biter

all ears

Go ahead i'm all ears

floors

Sweetie the floors down here ~ It is?

help myself

It's okay...i'll just help myself.

Put it Back

Put it Back

Fox Say

What does the fox say now?

keyboard cat

My solution to my cat laying on my keyboard when I play games.

after this

"What do we do after this, Dad?"

Shy

LoL I'm Shy

bathroom line

The bathroom line in the morning is getting crazy