Butt Look Big?

Does This Bag Make My Butt Look Big?

in our way

Dude, your shit was in our way

potato chips

Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.

Bouquet

I Got you a Bouquet of Kittens

alarm clock

There's no better alarm clock than the sound of your pet being sick on the carpet

Attitude

I Don't Think I Like Your Attitude

laziness award

If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

Bendy straw

Typical no bendy straw