Sacred Dury

It is every cat's Sacred Duty to be as annoying as possible while being completely endearing at the same time..

Spot a Bird

Can spot a bird from across the yard. Cant find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times.

homie

All i want is a ride or die homie in my life

Raised by Owls

Oliver was raided by Owls, with almost no side-effects.....

Keys

This is what happens when you let the dog borrow the car... Where are my keys!?

unplugged

My food was empty so i unplugged the super bowl

I’m Hungry

I Don't always love you but when I do it's only because I'm hungry.

Pay Vet Bills

Here's my Kitten Dusty working the pole to help pay her Vet bills.

zleeping

I'm in your bed zleeping

Keyboard

Don't sit on the keyboard? OK

Contagious

Smiles are contagious Don't worry, I'm vaccinated

nap and ignore

I got so much to do today but i'm goona take a nap and ignore them all

adopt homeless

e thank you for those who adopt homless pets. Amen.

Finally

Finally - i understand why we have a dog

stupid

I'm not going to ask why I'm just going to assume that it has something to do with stupid

Crazy cat lady

Crazy cat lady stroller

Eggs Hatch

Don't you just love it when your Easter eggs hatch?

let daddy

Here, let Daddy get it for you

Pet Me

I'm feeling generous today. You may pet me.

Graceful

See how graceful I am! .. while I crap on your couch