Kiss My Ass

two nipples

holy crap! You......only have two npples?!?!


Why yes, i am canadian. Why do you ask?

slowest reader

For the love of god, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever.

hear me

Can you hear me now?

bathroom line

The bathroom line in the morning is getting crazy

i’m a towel

i'm a towel

morning cat

Coffee. Now. I are not a morning cat.

in the end

you. And trust me, some people will totally suprise you!


What if running around the house at 2am effects everyone around me

Fox Say

What does the fox say now?


My food was empty so i unplugged the super bowl

in our way

Dude, your shit was in our way

adopt homeless

e thank you for those who adopt homless pets. Amen.

face again

Hes making that face again, isn't he...nope.



safe now

I am keeping watch you are safe now

alarm clock

There's no better alarm clock than the sound of your pet being sick on the carpet

yawn is

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee


I'm feeling generouse today. You pet me.

getting a dog

What do you mean we're getting a dog!?

Bob Barker

Please explain to me who bob barker is and what he told you.