saddest song

I Haven't Eaten in over 20 minutes

another mother

My brother from another mother.

bored

I'm bored there's nothing to play with!

Wut

Wut?

Butterfly

Hey, butterfly... What'cha thinkin' 'bout?

Attitude

I Don't Think I Like Your Attitude

six callers

Graceful

See how graceful I am! .. while I crap on your couch

shot of milk

Bartender poured this cat a shot of milk in New Orleans

potato chips

Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.

Fluff

never underestimate the power of fluff

Hoarding

My cats face when I found one of her Hording Stashes...

10 Bucks

Here's 10 bucks, go buy something that comes in a box

Tips

Simple Tips to gain my friendship:

trying to fart

I think one of my cats is trying to fart...

Comfort

Comfort is an art form

nawt skool

I nawt goin to skool! I know way too much already!

beautiful

Good Morning. Beautiful!

Stand Still

Stand Still, Human We Have Birds To Stare At

Wolverine

Holy Crap! I'm Wolverine!

ready for bed

I don't understand how people have to "get ready for bed"... I'm always ready for bed.

Sucks

Well, this sucks

And I did

And I did