stupid

I'm not going to ask why I'm just going to assume that it has something to do with stupid

get-up-and-go

My get-up-and-go got up and went without me

Leave Me Alone

Leave Me Alone - I'm Upsetz

Finally

Finally - i understand why we have a dog

Cat or Plants

You may have a cat. Or plants. NOT BOTH.

Nope

He's making that face again, isn't he... Nope.

bright side

Cat people should always look on the bright side... There always seems to be cats there!

Just Looking!

Just Looking!

Group Hug!

Group Hug!

let daddy

Here, let Daddy get it for you

Moron

This needs a major rewrite - Is English your second language and Moron your first?

Thinking

Whatcha Thinking About?

the view

I'm not blocking the view - I am the view.

Monday Already

It can't be Monday already I haven't finished the weekend.

Plastic bags

I don't always eat plastic bags but when i do, i make sure the bag is in your bedroom, and your sleeping

one friend

There's Always that one friend...

Raised by Owls

Oliver was raided by Owls, with almost no side-effects.....

French

Their father said he was French

Keyboard

Don't sit on the keyboard? OK

Bouquet

I Got you a Bouquet of Kittens

Back Up

"I Need some me time. Back up a little bit!"